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Showing posts with label Jimmy Fallon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Fallon. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers (Ed Sheeran "Thinking Out Loud" Parody)

Hawkeye from the Avengers sings about his lesser-known powers. 


Lyrics:

When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor
And we’re all up there on the movie screen,
Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough?
Will anyone even notice me?

But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet.
I promise I can do so much more than just archery.

I’m serious guys.
I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets.
I play trombone in a ska band.
I once got to second base on my Tinder date.
And my cat has got its own Instagram.

I tell you now
I kick ass at Mario Kart.
This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.
I can open a pickle jar.
I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
Maybe I’m as super as they are.

So maybe I still haven’t lost my virginity.
But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers

Yes I know 'bout Captain America’s strength.
Hulk becomes a towering man.
But I got seventh place in my fantasy league.
And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme.

When I go to Chipotle I get free guac.
I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock.
I own water-resistant socks.
I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
Maybe I'm as super as they are.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.
Maybe I'm as super as they are.

I’m friggin’ Hawkeye
I’m friggin’ Hawkeye

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Wheel of Musical Impressions with Christina Aguilera



Jimmy challenges Christina to a game of random musical impressions, such as Britney Spears singing "This Little Piggy."

Wheel of Musical Impressions with Christina Aguilera


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Monday, November 3, 2014

Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey


In this Halloween edition of Wheel of Impressions, Jimmy and Kevin take turns doing random celebrity impersonations, such as Christopher Walken talking about trick-or-treating.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

"Tight Pants" with Jimmy Fallon & Jennifer Lopez


One town isn't big enough for two people with tight pants.
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Friday, May 23, 2014

Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Drum-Off


Jimmy Fallon officiates Will and Chad's battle for the title of greatest drummer on the Tonight Show that ends in a surprise performance of "Don't Fear the Reaper" from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Justin Timberlake Shows Us How Dumb We Sound When We Use Hashtags



#hashtag yo!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! 10-24-98



Already exhausted and annoyed, Trebek presents the categories to the celebrity contestants, which start with the standard "Potent Potables" then evolve into more childlike themes (“Colors That End In –Urple”). All questions clearly give away the answers (“This Number Comes Between Five and Seven,” “This Is The Sound A Doggy Makes”), but the contestants always fail to answer correctly and often fail to even choose a category. Connery turns at least one category into a sexual pun involving semen and/or having sex with Trebek’s mother, and eventually Trebek forces the game into the Final Jeopardy round. At least one of the contestants answers correctly but then makes an untranslatable wager, and Trebek ends the game with references to self-mutilation or suicide.
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